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-- Your computer stand is made of a stack of old tires or 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.
-- You think www. in a url is a logo for a wrestling organization.
-- Someone tells You they're %26quot;locked up%26quot; and You ask if they need bail money.
-- You've ever been too drunk to chat.
-- Your screen saver is a confederate flag and plays Dixie.
-- You think a hard drive is a trip to Uncle Bubba's.
-- Your mouse keeps knocking over your spitcan.
-- You think a surge supressor is a pill for diarrhea.
-- You keep trying to figure out why your scanner won't pick up police radio calls.
-- You think a megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonalds.
-- You have to ask someone how to spell LOL.
-- You stomach overlaps half of your keyboard.
-- You try to figure out how to get your empty beer cans into the recycling bin.
-- You try to turn on Your computer with the remote.
-- You try to figure out how Your floppy disk got hard.
-- You play Frisbee with your CD Rom's.
-- You find yourself on the floor looking into your %26quot;A Drive%26quot; yelling 'Give it back! Give it Back'.
-- When birds fly across your screen an you reach for Your shotgun.
-- You put a mousetrap on your desk.
-- Your yard is full of old computers stacked on cinder blocks.
-- You use Your CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.
-- You call tech support an ask where to buy stamps for your e-mail.
-- When You tern your computer on you say, %26quot;Come OOOOOOON Betsy.%26quot;
-- You think system wizard is a dude in a funny hat.
-- You think 64 M RAM is a new big block engine for Your pickup.
-- You think ICQ is how smart your computer is.
-- Someone tells you that your computer has a bug an you reach for the can of Raid.
-- You think a mouse pad is where Mighty Mouse and his cousins hang.
-- You go buy a surfboard to surf the net.
-- You think your homepage is where you really live.
-- You give directions to a website that include a person, animal, or old barn.
-- You think MB stands for %26quot;More Beer.%26quot;
-- You wait for the Bluelight special at K-Mart to buy your computer.
-- You see the word Download, and take the shells out of your shotgun.
-- You think the person that made your keyboard was dumb 'cuz the letters aren't in order.
-- You think pushing the delete key will make your ol' lady disappear.
-- You think CD stands for Cow Dung.
-- You think GIF stands for %26quot;Goodie It's Free.%26quot;
-- You think Mirabilis is a new brand of smokes.
-- You see the %26quot;shift%26quot; key and try to figure out how to change gears.
-- You wonder why your screen saver ain't wearing a cape like that there superhero on the cartoons.
-- You think screen saver is a new flavor o' candy.
-- You think Geocities is a place to buy little cars.
-- You catch yourself trying to smell the little flower on your ICQ contact list.
-- You think the %26quot;A drive%26quot; is where you park your pickup.
-- You see the word %26quot;Zip%26quot; and know why you were feeling a draft.
-- Your computer has a bumper sticker on it.
-- Part of Your computer is held together with duct tape.
-- You sees the word %26quot;Refresh%26quot; and reach into the cooler for another beer.
-- Your in a chat room and someone asks where your from and you reply, %26quot;My momma.%26quot;
-- You sees the word %26quot;Website%26quot; and start looking for spiders.
You just might be a redneck if?
just cant type!!! lmao
You just might be a redneck if?
hahhahah!!!!!!!!!
what else does GIF stand for?
hahahaha good one !!
Epic Lawl.
Star for you.
ok...so is there a question or are you just trying to make people mad? I am what some people may refer to as a redneck %26amp; I know better than to do someting like this. Some people have REAL problems %26amp; need real answers!
Hilarious - keep em coming
good one
are u a redneck too?
your spelling sometimes hints to that... :-D
LoL that is pretty funny
After your wedding you have the reception at Walmart so that it's easier to return the gifts.
